What Amy Schumer Is REALLY Thinking at Her Glamour Cover Shoot

(playful music)

[Voiceover] Today I get to do a cover shoot for Glamour.

What a dream day.

This was your dream, Amy.

Pullin' a little too hard there, buddy.

My lips are small.

Stop trying to extend them.

I love strangers touching me and taking pictures of me.

Can we get a couple more people out here to touch me more?

Thank you.

This is not at all my worst nightmare.

But seriously, why is this guy

just putting wind toward my nipples?

Can he maybe relax with the wind machine?

Maybe just take it down a notch with the wind?

Did we not get the shot yet?

I can only make three faces.

I have three faces I can make and I've done them all.

Can we get more wind?

Why didn't they just do the shoot on a tarmac?

Alright, cool, we got it.

[Voiceover] Mkay, I don't even think that guy works on set.

What a great dancer.

Um, Rose in The Titanic?

Yeah, they did ask me to play her.

Yeah, it's a little hard to open my eyes

with the wind shooting in them.

I was thinking I was gonna kill myself,

but no, I'm gonna kill someone.

Very soon.

Did the lights get brighter in here?

More? Turn more?

[Voiceover] Why do I feel like I'm on a speed boat?

There it is, the signature look that men can't say no to.

I don't feel ridiculous.

This is all my real hair, these are my eyelashes.

I totally feel like myself.

This is definitely, I woke up like this.

I guess I'm a model now.

Never forget, today is a big day for all of us.

That's it, Glamour.

[Voiceover] Call me an aimer.