If you've ever thought that the arm-extending selfie stick was just the littlest bit ridiculous, then prepare to be so overwhelmed. Miz Mooz just delivered an email to my inbox touting the glory of the Selfie Shoe. Per this YouTube video, the shoes have a portal in the front for your iPhone and an interior button that lets you toe-tap your way to the perfect selfie (extreme flexibility and leg/core strength required).
I'm 99.99 percent sure this is a brilliant early April Fool's joke and have reached out to the brand for confirmation; if it's actually happening, you can preorder your own this Thursday for $199.
Would you just die if you saw someone actually wearing these and lifting her leg up high to take a photo?